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| Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:33 PM |
| Bad Star Wars Puns - Collected |
 by Fëanor |
The other day I went on a bad Star Wars pun kick on Twitter/Facebook that horrified many. In case you were not one of the horrified masses, here they all are again, collected in chronological order!
Who's the Sith Lord who's never on time? Darth Later
Who's the Sith Lord who's always giving you crap? Darth Hater
Who's the Sith Lord who's a huge fan of Florida football? Darth Gator
Who's the sith lord who's always passing the buck? Darth Blamer
Who's everybody's favorite Jewish Sith Lord? Darth Seder
Who's the Sith Lord who's a little confused about which sci-fi saga he's a part of? Darth Phaser
Who's the Sith Lord who loves light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation? Darth Laser
Who's the Sith Lord who's always staring lovingly into your eyes? Darth Gazer
Who's the Sith Lord who puts all his apprentices through a brutal period of harassment, abuse and humiliation? Darth Hazer
Who's the Sith Lord who prefers to wash himself lying down? Darth Bather
Who's the Sith Lord who's also a Sufi mystic? Darth Fakir
Which Sith Lord is also one of the Final Five? Spoiler Alert! Darth Saul [For some reason I particularly enjoyed this one.]
What type of ship does an untrustworthy Sith Lord pilot? A LIE Fighter |
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