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| Thursday, March 31, 2005 10:33 AM |
| The Lazy Human |
 by Fëanor |
- Thanks to sarcasmoscorner and, of course, the real Jesus, for this one:
Jesus thinks you're a lazy shit. Even if He wanted
to hang out with you (which He doesn't) He
knows that He'd have to come over to your
house, which probably smells funny. It's too
bad Jesus is omnicient and can find his own
weed connection, Cause that's about all you
have going for you.
What does Jesus think of you?
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- At Sarcasmo's (other) Corner, we find exciting robot news. As usual, she fears the ultimate implications, whereas I am blinded by the coolness factor (also known as the "dude, that's so awesome!" factor, or DTSA).
- In the latest Wired magazine, I found an article about chindogu. This is a phenomenon I had never heard of before, but I found myself instantly fascinated by its spirt, its quirky humor, and its near-utility. Basically, chindogu are nearly useless inventions that are not patented or sold. They are made basically for no other reason than the hell of it. Not surprisingly, the Japanese came up with this concept. Check out pictures of chindogu in this flash dealie (beware of the very loud music); or on this poorly designed, hideously ugly, but supposedly official, chindogu website. I particularly like the hydrophobes' bath suit (which protects you from the water, and thus completely defies the purpose of taking a bath in the first place) and the extendable lazy grabber (a hand on a stick for grabbing things!). I think poppy would like the backscratcher's t-shirt, and you cat people might appreciate the duster slippers for cats, although I very much doubt your cats would appreciate them. Then of course there's the ridiculous hay fever hat, the portable zebra crossing (which is probably the most dangerous safety device ever imagined), and the wonderful automated noodle cooler (which I suspect would be quite tiring to actually use).
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