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| Tuesday, September 29, 2009 12:11 PM |
| The Hulk Thought of the Day |
 by Hulk |
Hulk considering sponsoring infomercial product. Here are possibilities:
- HULK JUICE SMASHER: stick with large green fist on end.
- "HULKERCISE YOURSELF" EXERCISE PROGRAM: Hulk mail gamma bomb to puny humans' house, with instructions on how to detonate. Sorry, no CODs.
- INCREDIPANTS, BY HULK: pants that fit perfectly even if wearer's size fluctuates rapidly; made of space-age material called "elastic."
- HULK'S GAMMA-IRRADIATING GRILL CHAMBER: cook burgers, chicken, any kind of food, the super-fast Hulk way: by irradiating with gamma waves! Comes with free hazmat suit and goggles.
- HULK HOME THERAPY KIT: does puny human sometimes feel like there is monster inside, trying to get out? Does puny human sometimes wake up with clothes shredded, not remembering where puny human has been or what puny human has done? The Hulk home therapy kit can help. Includes pamphlet written by real psychologist - Doctor Leonard Samson - plus CD with advice from Hulk, accompanied by soothing music.
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