A list of items our landlady has seen fit to put in the recycling
I used to live at an apartment with a crazy landlady. The following is a completely true and factual list.
- A toaster
- Blinds (strings and all)
- The business end of a vacuum cleaner (and I don't mean an attachment, I mean the entire front end of a vacuum cleaner)
- An air freshener
- Styrofoam cups
- A garden hose
- A wicker basket
- A wire garden fence
- A picture frame with broken glass
- A ceramic turtle
- A small unidentifiable metal instrument with rubber tube attached
- A large cooking pot
- A frying pan
- The styrofoam tray from a package of chicken
- An extension cord
- A long wooden board with nails in it
- A packet of Sweet N Low
- A lightbulb
- A small brush
- An entire kiddie pool
- Bubble wrap
- Cans of spray paint
