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    Tuesday, September 7, 2010 02:16 PM
    Recyclotron
     by Fëanor

    Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

    Tagged (?): Aliens (Not), Art (Not), Automobiles (Not), Bacon (Not), Celebrities (Not), Craft (Not), Disney (Not), Doctor Who (Not), Dr. Strange (Not), Drink (Not), LEGO (Not), Links (Not), Masters of the Universe (Not), Metroid (Not), Movies (Not), MST3K (Not), Music (Not), News (Not), Photography (Not), Recyclotron (Not), Toys (Not), Video (Not), Video games (Not), Wii (Not)
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    Friday, September 3, 2010 02:04 PM
    The Hulk Thought of the Day
     by Hulk

    Hulk not able to take hurricane seriously when hurricane named "Earl." Not that Hulk usually take hurricanes seriously. But still.
    Tagged (?): News (Not), The Hulk Thought of the Day (Not), Weather (Not)
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    Friday, September 3, 2010 12:30 PM
    Recyclotron
     by Fëanor

    Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

    Tagged (?): Animals (Not), Art (Not), Books (Not), Celebrities (Not), Comic books (Not), Craft (Not), Dogs (Not), Fringe (Not), Ghostbusters (Not), Internet (Not), LEGO (Not), Links (Not), LOLDogs (Not), Lovecraft (Not), Movies (Not), News (Not), Photography (Not), Recyclotron (Not), Sports (Not), Tolkien (Not), Toys (Not), TV (Not)
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    Thursday, September 2, 2010 11:54 AM
    The Hulk Thought of the Day
     by Hulk

    Hulk had no idea so many puny humans gave a crap about 90210 until today. Hulk never understand puny humans.
    Tagged (?): The Hulk Thought of the Day (Not), TV (Not)
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    Thursday, September 2, 2010 11:34 AM
    (Last updated on Thursday, September 2, 2010 12:15 PM)
    Recyclotron
     by Fëanor

    Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.


    UPDATE 1:
    • I wasn't going to mention this, because it's kind of old news, but just in case you haven't discovered it yet, behold the genius and awesomeness of Axe Cop. It's a sci-fi/fantasy/action web comic written by a 5-year-old and drawn by his 29-year-old brother. It is pure, wild, unfettered imagination - insane, hilarious, and fantastic. There are many, many episodes already, so it's taking me a while to catch up, but somehow it just keeps getting better with every episode I read. Check it out.

    UPDATE 2:
    • The guy who played the French master thief in the Ocean's movies is playing a real master thief in this movie. Looks good. (I don't remember where I got the link.)
    Tagged (?): Art (Not), Battlestar Galactica (Not), Caprica (Not), Celebrities (Not), Comedy (Not), Comic books (Not), Fringe (Not), Harry Potter (Not), Links (Not), Mashups (Not), Movies (Not), Neil Gaiman (Not), News (Not), Recyclotron (Not), TV (Not), Zombies (Not)
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    Wednesday, September 1, 2010 03:26 PM
    The Take
     by Fëanor

    Fëanor's (semi-)weekly comic book review post.

    This post covers new releases from the week of 8/25, plus a trade paperback from the library. Beware spoilers!

    Back issues and old data
    Batwoman: Elegy
    This is a hardcover collection poppy was good enough to get out of the library for me. It collects material from Detective Comics #854-#860, the first story arc from that book where Batwoman was the main character. The writing is by Greg Rucka and the art is by J.H. Williams III. I reviewed Detective Comics #854 when it originally came out, and I was unimpressed. I dropped the book. But I kept hearing great things about Greg Rucka's Batwoman, and I wondered if maybe I should have given it more of a chance. Well, now I finally have, and I am officially upgrading my initial "unimpressed" reaction to "impressed." Kate Kane is a complex and fascinating character, flawed and broken, with a deep, dark backstory that slowly comes out during the course of this book. Her main enemies throughout are devotees of the religion of crime. But she finds she also has allies among those same devotees - one sect of the religion seeks to help her, while another seeks to destroy her. Both see her as the fulfillment of some sort of prophecy, and Gotham as a kind of Mecca. But the shattering revelation of the true identity of the religion's new leader sends Kate into a tailspin and digs up terrible memories from her past that she thought were buried for good.

    What really brings the book to the next level is the wildly imaginative, incredibly beautiful, intricately constructed art of J.H. Williams III (which is made even more impressive thanks to the as-always fantastic colors of Dave Stewart). Seriously, this stuff is like a gauntlet thrown down, challenging every other artist to live up to its brilliance. It takes the traditional format and layout of comic book art, blows it apart, and puts it back together in an entirely new way. Early on I thought the mirroring trick he was using - where he positioned panels and characters in similar locations and poses across from each other on the page - was just a cool thing he was doing for coolness' sake, but later in the book I realized it was also conveying meaning - it was a subtle foreshadowing of the secret at the heart of the story. I mean, that's just crazy brilliant.

    I might try to track down the next Batwoman story arc. Some research has revealed that Williams was dropped as artist for that arc, which is a shame, but I'd still be interested to see what happened to Kate next.
    Thumbs Up

    New releases
    Astonishing X-Men #35
    It's been a while since I laughed as much reading a comic as I did reading this comic. Oh my lord do I love the way Warren Ellis writes the X-Men - because he writes them as a pack of brilliant, bickering bad-asses. This issue opens with Cyclops setting a bunch of monsters on fire and then plowing the blackbird through an escape hatch that is way too small for it. The X-Men then burst out of the exploding craft with their metaphorical guns blazing. "X-Men are go," indeed. Then there's the scene where Armor and Wolverine do a fastball special, against Wolverine's will. Then finally the Big Bad is revealed, and he's pretty interesting. A "real" mutant coming face-to-face with our pretty, hero mutants, hating them for the reverse reason that normal people hated mutants. It's a fascinating concept which I imagine more could be done with in the future. It's a bit of an anticlimax when he just kind of backs down, but I'm not sure how else it could have ended, really. The final scene, when Logan punches him and everybody gets pissed, is just hilarious. "You say potato, I say crazy old man with a wheelchair of death!" Oh my lord. Thank you, Mr. Ellis.
    Thumbs Up

    Batman #702
    Have I mentioned lately how much I love Grant Morrison? Because, damn I love Grant Morrison. This issue is the second part of "The Missing Chapter" of Batman R.I.P. It goes back over some of the central events of Batman R.I.P. and Final Crisis, filling in some gaps and adding a new narrative track throughout that is basically The Last Will and Testament of Batman, spoken by him into a tape recorder in the distant past (his own future) in the hopes that somehow Superman, with his godlike powers, will eventually be able to reconstruct it (which, naturally, he does). This gives Morrison the chance to go into more detail about the magic bullet that killed Orion, how Batman turned it back on Orion's murderer, and what Darkseid did to him then. It's amazingly brilliant and imaginative stuff. The bullet, it turns out, isn't just any bullet - it's The Bullet. It's "bulletness" given form. It's every bullet ever. In fact, it's the bullet that killed Batman's parents. That image in the background of young Bruce standing over the graves of Martha and Thomas Wayne as Batman faces off against Darkseid with the gun in his hand? Wow.

    Just as The Bullet is the Platonic Ideal of bullets, Darkseid is the Platonic Ideal of villains - The Wolf, The Dragon, The Tyrant. But how do you kill a myth? Answer: with a new myth - "a myth where Ultimate Evil turns its gaze on humanity and humanity gazes right back and says... 'Gotcha.'"

    Which should be the moment of Batman's triumph! But Darkseid has something special in store for him: the Omega Sanction - "The death that gives and gives forever! Omega 'tailor-makes' an unbeatable 'life trap' just for you! It uses 'history' to do it!" Darkseid's strike alters all of time to create a trap for Batman from which even Batman can't escape, because his life itself is the trap. "Wounded by the Hunter, Darkseid's Dying Fall made the Hole in Things. The Hole in Things is Darkseid-shaped.... Time is the Omega Sanction." Holy shit. So what can Batman do now? "Don't forget. Survive." He tells himself, "I should have known when I chose to walk this path. It never ends."

    That's Batman. That's who Batman is. The Hunter, the Survivor, fighting an endless war. A mortal man with the will and the guts and the smarts to strike down the God of Evil. Yes, yes, yes.
    Thumbs Up

    Captain America #609
    Bucky is goaded by his enemy into going off half-cocked, running off alone, and falling into a sinister trap?! I didn't see that coming! But seriously, folks, even if the story structure's a little tired, this is still a reasonably effective and engaging tale, and I like the drama of the final showdown taking place on the island where Cap and Bucky were nearly killed by the original Baron Zemo all those years ago. Oh, and now for your Nomad backup story update: it's getting lame again.
    Thumbs Sideways

    Fringe: Tales From the Fringe #3
    Both stories in this anthology title are good this month! The first one is sort of an origin story for Astrid; an invention for a class leads her to investigate an apparent murder which turns out to be more and less than it seemed. (Warning: big spoilers ahead.) I doubt the FBI actually goes to this much trouble to test if somebody has the potential to be an agent (if so, we have easier, cheaper, and less time-intensive options for assessing people's job fitness at the company where I work; call me, FBI, and I can hook you up with a sales rep!), but it's still a fun story, and it's great to see Astrid get the spotlight for once. The second story is sort of a high-speed heist, loaded with clever trickery, double-crosses, and brutal ultra-violence. And the nature of "the weapon" that everybody is fighting over is creepy indeed, and is made creepier by the fact that its nature and origin are not explained. Well done!
    Thumbs Up

    Gravel #20
    "Bible Jack" is turning out to be a seriously formidable enemy. He hits Gravel really hard in this issue, taking away nearly everything he has, including his favorite pub! I mean, that's harsh. (Warning: big spoilers ahead.) I was surprised and a little disappointed to see all of the new characters that were slowly being developed and introduced over the past however many issues, and whom we'd barely gotten to know yet, just get wiped out in a handful of pages. I mean, what's up with that? Of course, there's always the chance Gravel's pulling some elaborate trick and they're actually all still alive, but I kind of doubt it. Anyway, I'm looking forward to the big showdown that will no doubt take place in the next issue.
    Thumbs Up
    Tagged (?): Batman (Not), Captain America (Not), Comic books (Not), Ed Brubaker (Not), Fringe (Not), Grant Morrison (Not), Gravel (Not), The Take (Not), Warren Ellis (Not), X-Men (Not)
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    Wednesday, September 1, 2010 10:12 AM
    Recyclotron
     by Fëanor

    Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

    Tagged (?): Animals (Not), Art (Not), Comedy (Not), Craft (Not), Flash (Not), Ghostbusters (Not), Links (Not), Movies (Not), Music (Not), Photography (Not), Recyclotron (Not), Star Wars (Not), Terminator (Not), Video (Not)
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    Tuesday, August 31, 2010 03:27 PM
    On the Viewer - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
     by Fëanor

    You would think, being the comic book fan I am, that I went to see this comic book movie because I read the comic book, and that I kept comparing it to the comic book while I was watching it, and that I'm preparing to say how much better the comic book is than the movie. But actually this is one of those comic books that everybody tells me to read but that I haven't gotten around to reading yet. So I got a chance to judge Scott Pilgrim vs. the World as a movie alone, and not as an adaptation of something else, and on that scale, it gets a rating of awesome.

    Story-wise, the movie is essentially a romantic comedy: a young man named Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) - who shares a tiny apartment, and the tiny apartment's tiny bed, with his gay friend Wallace (Kieran Culkin), and plays for a band called Sex Bob-omb that seems to be going nowhere fast - falls head-over-heels in love with the new girl in town - the impossibly beautiful, impossibly cool Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) - and tosses his current girlfriend - the sweet, naive, slightly obsessive highschooler Knives Chau (Ellen Wong) - aside to pursue her. Wackiness and drama and heartbreak ensue. And hey - I even learned something.

    Where the movie differs from other romantic comedies is the surreal, video game-inspired nature of the world it inhabits. It's not surprising that Scott would find himself in conflict with Ramona's exes, but in this movie, the conflict is literal and physical: multiple, super-powered duels to the death, in fact. When Scott wins a duel, he is awarded points, and his enemy explodes into a pile of coins. There's also plenty of video game music, sound effects, and clever video game metaphors. It's a smart, fast-paced, funny movie, sarcastic as anything, but with a big, mushy heart at the center. Brandon Routh, Chris Evans, and Jason Schwartzman all have great roles as Ramona's exes. Routh's character is particularly hilarious: his veganism gives him super powers. The action scenes in the movie, which involve lots of hand-to-hand and weapon combat, are surprisingly well done. It's a movie that's insightful, hilarious, and action-packed. That combo is hard to beat.
    Tagged (?): Movies (Not), On the Viewer (Not), Video games (Not)
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    Tuesday, August 31, 2010 12:17 PM
    The Hulk Thought of the Day
     by Hulk

    Hulk understand NFL player Troy Polamalu insure hair for $1 million. Huh. Hulk not have insurance hulkself. In fact, Hulk understand some puny humans insure against Hulk. It called "Act of Hulk" clause.
    Tagged (?): Celebrities (Not), News (Not), Sports (Not), The Hulk Thought of the Day (Not)
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    Tuesday, August 31, 2010 11:57 AM
    Recyclotron
     by Fëanor

    Fëanor pours the entire internet into the Recyclotron, and only the best links come out the other end for you to enjoy.

    Tagged (?): Books (Not), Cartoons (Not), Celebrities (Not), Comic books (Not), Fantastic Four (Not), Links (Not), Lovecraft (Not), Movies (Not), News (Not), Recyclotron (Not), TV (Not), Wolverine (Not)
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